I'm rocking a 4k ViewSonic display. Nothing smart about it.

Count me in. Bottoms up!

Sleep is no longer what it used to be. They killed off S3 sleep in favor of some always connected mode, much like you cell phone.

Does he enter the room and say "Hi everybody"?

This is how I learned that Cuckold Simulator was a thing.

I don't think I could be on a flight with this guy.

Kid's gonna break his thumb

I saw them when they opened for Primus. Killer show.

Buddy and I had to meet with the school counselor for talking about PHP.

There was a financial calculator from HP that they made for decades. The newer ones were so fast doing large mortgage calculations that the users didn't trust it, so they intentionally slowed down the results.

Following a long how-to to install/configure something, just to get to step 99 and have the command not work, and not being able to find the solution.

Or the poop withholer