I've heard good things about the Fossify SMS app. Might want to give it a try.

I can't speak to it because I don't use SMS a whole lot.

Should register the car. That's what they should do.

Ahh...A lot of American Catholics think that Francis was a liberal squish.

You could also check with a junk yard to see what they'll give you for it. I had a similar situation a few years back. They mostly wanted it for the catalytic converter, but I got a few hundred dollars for it. That will be, by far, the easiest way to go. The more convenient it is, the less money you're going to get.

I assume they roll the dice because it's rather hard to get by without a phone.

Also, it's not like the government is actively tracking everyone's location. I'm sure if they wanted to track me they could, but it's not like my position is being actively logged right now.

Walk up to the counter with a 1099a and be like "here you go bud, it's all there in the strawman account. Later." and then walk out with what you took.

Golfers can always use a pack of new balls. If it's a surprise gift, ask about what the balls are made of and then which she thinks is the best. Buy accordingly.

I met a man from France who said that the French spoken in Montréal is "real French." I was pretty shocked to hear that.

It's not for everyone. And that's ok.

I've been using some Linux flavor for about 15 years. The biggest thing about switching (at least back then) was I knew how to configure Windows just to my liking. With Linux it was a lot more difficult because I had to google everything. Like "how do I change the wallpaper?" How do I get the login screen to appear on the correct monitor, etc. It was just frustrating because I knew how to do this in Windows, but I felt like a major noob again with Linux.

I made about double that on betting that Donald Trump would lose the election after he had already lost the election. Now that was something I'm really proud of.

Congrats on the promotion...?