And who wants to predict the flood of catholics saying the pope isn't catholic because of this statement?

So that's how we got the Weinermobile.

You live on a world where the temperature is only on average 288K? It's so cold there that H2O exists in its solid form on the surface in places!!! How can you people even move let alone have any active biological processes?

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The repugs still won't discipline him. Bet me.

When you take a pic with your phone and the weird things are shown, that’s a moire.

You've got Aunt Irma visiting?

"Donald Trump Jr. would have had the option of taking the Fifth Amendment," he said. "This is a civil case, but he still could say, I refuse to testify because my testimony could be used against me. He's decided not to do that, and so now as a result, everything that he's testifying to is fair game for prosecutors to consider. Prosecutors have looked at this case. They have chosen not to charge it as a criminal case thus far, but that could change based on Donald Trump Jr.'s testimony, so there's an inherent risk in taking the stand here."

Don't tease me so...

I'm going to give you guys a piece of advice from some training I had in the army. Once you're fighting hand to hand with more than 2 people against you, you're toast. Doesn't matter how big you are unless the people you are fighting are toddler sized. You can put up a fight and maybe hurt a few of them but once they have your limbs you can't really react anymore.

With this in mind you probably don't want to resist arrest in court surrounded by multiple bailiffs and marshals, even if you are the size of The Mountain.

He probably considers himself white since he isn’t a black man meanwhile the republicans will never see him as anything but non-white. It’s similar thought processes to the South American neo nazis.

Every song by Johnny is a banger.

Birds get drunk off fermented berries. And it's the funniest shit you will ever watch. Well...until you find out that drunk birds crash into windows a lot.

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