Also, they make ladies have impure thoughts.

Mom, the quantum resonator is out of phase again!

Just give it two grapes, dear.

The article says she's married, but the husband works out of state.

I have the same quote in my clipboard. Anyone turning to Twitter for answers deserves the answers they find.

With a headline like that I expect some reactions from Republicans in the article. You can't just say they are ignited but give me no descriptions or, even better, pictures.

Wow! I, for one, will plan to be both shocked and awed by the 'hellscape'.

case violates centuries of New York case law.

No worries. The Supreme Clowns of the United States have already been clear that precedent means nothing.

Free speech can be limited if you have a good reason. For example, if you don't want people to see how their food is raised, you can just ignore key constitutional freedoms..

Florida also has recreational marijuana on the ballot which also has the potential to increase Democratic turnout. Personally I think Florida is due for a Blue wave.

You gotta admit he caught a bump on that last SoTU though. Fox News was legit scared of that Biden.

The only reason that ever convinced me was the opinion that it simply feels nicer to get into a made bed at the end of a long day.

Best part is how we went down the exact same path 100 years ago and learned absolutely nothing from it.