Small potatos. Rick Scott stole so much federal money, he agreed to have his company pay over a billion dollar settlement to Medicare. I guess Florida cares when it's state money?

It would depend entirely on which party the president belonged to.

Every time I see the words Secretary of State Marco Rubio I almost do a spit take.

If you give some rich people a butt load of money they will tell a judge that the wind is the real culprit here. The blame truly belongs to a butterfly. If you give that judge some fancy rich people trips, they'll agree and that's perfectly legal and perfectly fine. If anything, noticing it and making the judge feel bad about it is the problem that really needs to be addressed.

Finally talked my wife into switching from annual to monthly and I am going to cancel the fuck out of Prime as soon as the new year starts. If I have to watch your commercials, it should be free.

TIL. Thank you for clarifying that for me.

Don't say that out loud or you'll summon her.

Found the ghost of Arthur C. Clarke.

Closest we got to SeaQuest is this bro. RIP Roy Scheider. Paul, I hope everything works out. Where's Captain Planet when you need him?

Have the Army recall him to active duty and try him under the UCMJ.

What does the statute say about community service? Make him pick up trash.

Don't.