Is this a quote? Honestly, this is a children's book.

It would depend entirely on which party the president belonged to.

Cut to

How could the Democrats let this happen?

Finally talked my wife into switching from annual to monthly and I am going to cancel the fuck out of Prime as soon as the new year starts. If I have to watch your commercials, it should be free.

TIL. Thank you for clarifying that for me.

Don't say that out loud or you'll summon her.

Found the ghost of Arthur C. Clarke.

No he didn't. We don't need punctuation for sarcasm. If it doesn't work then the author sucks.

He just caught a scratch. Holding up his arm isn't the smart thing to do but that just makes it more authentic.

Maybe we can recover some of those Secret Service texts that all got mysteriously vanished after January 6th.

Have the Army recall him to active duty and try him under the UCMJ.

Don't.