The answer to that is probably because there's no suitable category for this property on the site.

You're very hung up on that detail, but it's probably as simple as the listing not having a category for a property like this.

This predated VHS, so watching porn in the comfort of your own home wasn't really a thing.

Yeah, if it's a roll of the dice whether the platform will be accessible on any day, people will eventually go somewhere else.

In fairness to the AI, human writers are far from infallible. Anyone remember the Cambodian midget fighting league?

Oh man, Lemmygrad will not like this one bit.