I'm more privy to "_fireFox" when declaring my browser.

Wait what's the joke

No, the guy hasn't "sparked debate". The single complainant cited is from some obesity alliance, who says it's wrong to weigh children in public.

OP SLAMMED for sharing poor quality news.

In Maori, Maua means "we", or "both of us". It's also shorthand for "we share similar beliefs".

Could have gone that route.

Hats off for putting in the effort, thank you.

Eew keep your gross American opinions to yourself.

Wherever there's birds, it's irresponsible to let cats out. NZ in particular, it's a damn massacre out there.

There often more caffeine in a standard coffee than half a litre of monster energy drink.

I pre-ordered a pair of shoes online and the website asked for a tip.

In Australia.

When is CRISPR going to grant me immortality god damnit. Every year that drips past is one less with my immortality guarantee.

I want to be immortal even if it kills me.

I call my friend Tim, "Moth"

He doesn't like it

I miss my smart watch waking me up outside of detected REM sleep.

On the Microsoft Band you could set a time window where the alarm would go off - say between 0700-0800. If you're in REM sleep at 0700, the alarm stays off until you naturally rouse, or 0800.

I've worked as a sleep scientist for 7 years, and the idea of not being woken out of REM is such a neat idea, and yet no other watch seems to do it.