I'm of the opinion that the alleged billionaire with his own cryptocurrency and publicly traded tech company should be able to afford a security guy.

Why not just hire cyber ninjas?

All I see is an octopus beak when I look at his mouth

Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest

I call bullshit.

Kamala turned black like Trump turned racist.

Always was, and always will be.

Search was solved in 1998.

How's about you do something about carbon emissions, fatal disease research, or food accessibility?

I think Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly would be interesting moderators.

Wait until you see what Misty says about her Pokemon

This just in: Trump poops his little baby diaper because he's a whiney little sissieboy

No shit Sherlock

I'd argue that email is as useful as regular mail. I get about 2 letters a year written by a person. The rest is bills and marketing.

Email is basically a central notification hub for users, and I'd much prefer that than having to log into each specific app to be notified of things.

Well that's obviously bullshit