[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

have i been eating amateur teriyaki this whole time?!

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

"John, looks like we're gonna need the black paper."

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

just like your mom

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Everybody DANCE!

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Sir this is a Wend-- oh it's the same price all day?

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

"Speak English, Doc! We ain't scientists!"

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

no one's ever told me it's abnormally large before - I'm blushing!

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

going for a roll in the hay

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Simple: get rid of the heavy son.

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago

Laughs in Brother laser printer ownership

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