What do you actually need the battery life for?

We've got a few deployed, they seem to do alright in rain or snow unless it's absolutely torrential.

What do you actually gain from using apple products besides the debatably better build quality? I personally think the keyboards now are obnoxious.

What would you call it?

Bud you are dense af, what a childish fucking post.

Name a single popular distro that follows op's description that isn't a novelty/fad.

Yes. While he loves to talk about how little reddit makes, he doesn't mention how much reddit pays him for that.