[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of a bridge that the road passing under got resurfaced and raised a few inches but the signs never got changed. After a truck got stuck, at least they fixed the sign.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 months ago

According to Hermes, technically correct is the best kind of correct.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 3 months ago

Boston and Charlotte need to be defragged.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 5 months ago

That thing belongs at the Daft Punk Minions Disco.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 5 months ago

Regardless, he takes it and starts spinning it around before throwing it which was entirely unnecessary and only for show. He could've just as easily deflected it to a safer location.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 7 months ago

Pot, meet kettle.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 8 months ago

I used to have to fix a lot of those magic boxes. They are often extremely simple and built with 30 year old technology.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 8 months ago

I'd rather be on the actual toilet instead of shitting my pants on an imaginary toilet.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 8 months ago

Was fostering some kittens once, one of them managed to find our dog and kept trying to feed. The look he gave us was priceless.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 9 months ago

He's got the ol' prison pocket in his though.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 year ago

Isn't double jeopardy being tried for the same crime twice? It says the charges were dropped two weeks before going to trial, so he hasn't been tried for it yet.

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