[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

We'll be the first to know when Putin falls down the stairs onto some bullets. I got Flores' gaiter on my head, just started day shift at the listening post. It's under the grease trap of the McDonald's on Red Square.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I had to look up castras and now, I must subscribe to your newsletter.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Fair enough! 🤝

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I was referring to editing my own grammar in my comment, not the content in the posted image. The mom in the post knows just enough English to get in trouble.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"where do I start lol"... Well, I'll take "fatherlessness" for $500, Alex; "poverty" for $2000, plus a side of "failing to discipline her children, before it was too late". EDIT: grammar!

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

They're as nutty as a trailer load of Snickers Bars overturned in a wind storm. The driver is ok, but the highway is fuckin' nuts.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Thank you for dispensing a recipe ...for justice.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I believe in you, you will be That One Guy. Kristin Turner did a great job as a damsel.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Insta save, you are the hamdinger I was seeking.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Thanks for the sauce, wish the Russians in power cared about their image they project to the world as much as the vatniks do.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 128 points 3 weeks ago

"white chocolate" doesn't exist. It's just sugar and a little bit of cocoa butter. It's edible wax. It's not chocolate and it doesn't belong in any assortment of sweets, ever. Cocoa butter is skin moisturizer and that's it.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 64 points 8 months ago

That guy put himself in solitary confinement, forever. What could the feddies do to him that is more fitting?

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