I thought facts didn’t care about their feelings.

How about helping the people who are genuinely being excluded?

I have bad news for you.

The bummer is that once the user numbers get to that sweet spot they’ll blow past it so fuckin’ fast and then shit gets dumb QUICK.

The people who would vote en masse to prevent this are literate enough to comprehend roughly 2% of that information.

Welp, guess I’m installing Terraria again

Bud Bundy reportedly inconsolable

Hey, remember in the musical RENT when that character said “times are shitty, but I’m pretty sure they can’t get worse” AND IT WAS 1996

Some assholes gave the US a bloody nose and America spent the next quarter decade trying to stop the bleeding by continuously stabbing itself in the heart

Some day we’re all going to wake up to the news that he stroked out on the toilet while honking out a dirt snake

“Trump said untrue thing! Hey! He can’t do that!” says everyone who’s allowed him to do that for 10 years.

In what sense is anyone saying Bill Clinton is politically useful?

Not with that attitude