We should just sleep in.

Who are your daddies*

“Production” of less evidence.

So what you’re saying is, I just need to have sex with one monk per year, blackmail them at a discount rate so they don’t go to the cops, and then vacation the rest of the year!

Meanwhile republicans licking lead bars

What is wrong with me that my first thought is, “only 7? Must be a quiet day in Gaza.” Ffs.

Double death.

“Getting wet, death. Getting dry, believe it or not, death.” - Israel.

Sweeet summer children.

Every time I see that punisher logo I think, “yeah, he beats his wife”

He’s calling on MAGA to do it. And… they will. Most of them like to boink kids anyway, we shouldn’t be surprised.