Jesus, Michael Dell vibes over here

Man, imagine having to ctrl+F X when the name changes again

Holy shit, is 33 really “never to old to learn” territory?

I just don’t understand why they don’t just make the phone thicker and have a flush camera. Does it really make such a difference?

Man, I’ve driven a Chevy most my life and it makes me a little sad that I’m going to have to switch for my next car.

Folks playing around in the simulator - is there a limit to how many apps can be open? Or will I be able to surround myself with a symphony of diverse cat apps?

They can get that data by setting up a federated instance that isn’t threads.net

Threads does not need to steal people from the Fediverse. We are minuscule compared to Threads in just one day. Threads already has more content and engagement then us. They do not care about the Fediverse, they do not care about stealing people from the Fediverse. At most, the only reason they want to “support” it is because it makes them look good compared to the apocalyptic hellfire that is currently Twitter.

Good boy points are way more valuable to Meta than actual Fediverse users. They’re after Twitter users, not a small group of hardcore tech anarchists.

It's really good for tech, news, and memes - but anything related to sports or culture is pretty much non-existent. Sure sport news make it through into the NBA community for example, but no one is actually engaging - pretty much feels like an RSS reader in there.

My bad, I forgot how to count

They’re going to hit 100k users in under 24 hours, why on earth would they care about federating with anyone?

Of course this would be written by ChatGPT