Your partner and your equivalent parent (mom/gf, dad/bf, sensei/nf) switch place, and you have to bone one (to completion) of them to switch them back. Who do you pick, and what’s wrong with you, you sick bastard?

I sleep with an exposed ass and unwashed bunghole. Have not been kidnapped or eaten yet

History repeats itself…

Just because he dummy thicc doesn’t mean he’s gonna bottom

It sucks, but there’s a twist

Holy fuck his radioactive body is buried in a lead-lined coffin!? What if Superman needs to check if he’s revived as a mutant zombie?

Oh, like my caboose

Get in the jack shack, Shinji

Reading this in the voice of Jasper, that’s a paddlin’

Ah man I’m not gonna remember that

well hold on now, maybe that was just trauma from being short

I’d say go for half and half