ok people need to be realistic. You will never get that delicious toxic Asuka-Shinji relationship. I have been a trans-inclusive misogynistic for YEARS and all I have is the hospital room scene but without Asuka

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

In my head, I was just thinking “a whole bunch of different ants brute-forcing it until it works isn’t intelligence.” Then I saw the video where they’re actively rotating it after it isn’t going in and realized, holy shit, I’d still be trying to push it.

I fucking knew it! The world’s fate was always in the hands of traumatized horny teenagers!

Fool me once

He’s probably locked up in a vampire basement somewhere

I feel like this comic embodies the personalities of Aabria Iyengar and Brennan Lee Mulligan

Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering

I mean the first one is kinda weird, considering how the country started…

no read ಠ_ಠ

only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

There’s a sticker that says “CAR” if it helps