[-] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 2 weeks ago

Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 1 month ago

“My cabbages!”

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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago

The science is pretty clear; gun control works. Every time you repeal gun control laws, loosen restrictions, open gun stores, gun-related deaths escalate, often dramatically. States with higher gun ownership rates have higher rates of homicides caused by guns. Even a 1% reduction in gun related deaths would be the equivalent of 2,500 people per year. Kids die more often from gun-related deaths than car-related deaths.

Mass shootings also barely make up 1% of gun-related deaths, so the science behind them isn’t as well studied, but things like reducing magazine sizes shows a correlated relation in reduction of mass shootings.

(Some of the sauce)

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago

Bruh hold on he promised me I could feel his thing

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago

My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 6 months ago

What are you, the gender police? Here to arrest me with your gender-symbol handcuffs? Take me to gender jail? Make me do gay stuff with all my gender cellmates? Then what will you do with your free time, huh? Read the article that would tell you why there’s a picture of a woman when the title of the post is about men?

Ridiculous!

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 6 months ago

YOUR MAJESTY RUNS A COOKING SERVER!?

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 6 months ago

That’s completly squeak irrelevant click

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 8 months ago

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 8 months ago

Buddy, for $5, a flashlight, toy store binoculars, and some green film, I can make you the baddest infiltrator this side of the median line

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 9 months ago

“Renege” is the correct spelling in english - I’m just bilingual and confused.

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