Hello, I would like to complain that filling out a form to complain is exactly the kind of thing that Gene Roddenberry would be against so I refuse to do it. /s
Checks to see what serverless services are running on?
Kubernetes Server Cluster.
Server
Mfw.
Researchers: Hey you're breached
ATT: MMMM I don't think so. Pretty sure other people got breached and it looks like our data.
Researchers: Pretty sure it was you. Here's pretty compelling evidence.
ATT: No actually. I'm pretty sure we would know if we were breached.
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... ATT: We were breached
There's a toggle
Becomes
There's a toggle but we moved it deep into a sub menu
Becomes
If you toggle it off it also breaks a lot of other things you want to have
Becomes
Toggle it off if you want but it's still going to run in the background
Until the EU sues and forces them to have an option to actually remove it.
Cool. But no it doesn't. Ive heard enough from him that I can imagine it just fine.
That was absolutely their plan all along.
If they wanted to do time-based discounts, they could just blast a 10% off coupon to every app user in a specific geographic area.
Plus they get the bonus of user data when people sign up for the app that they can ~~sell to the government~~ leverage for non-industry profit streams.
True disgusting profiteering.
TLDR: Android 15 is going to keep the Android System Webview ram-resident at pretty much all times so that when an app needs a "web popup page" it will load significantly faster.
Here is an article from Android Central detailing how the component works at relatively high level.
Wow this music player app is simple and does everything it should.
Random Commenter: why won't it play video?
MBA: Why isn't this a subscription service?
This is just what happens when you're exposed to League for more than 20 minutes.
Funny you should mention that
I'll bet his favorite episode is DS9 S4E16 where O'Brian and the Ferengi start a union to protest against Quarks unfair business practices.
Mine is usually sheer horror at the prospect of getting that far and screwing up on an international stage. Secondhand anxiety is in the red zone.