[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

I always look hungover. It’s great as I’ve had 6 burgers for free.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

even without speaker phone, im always shouting out my conversations out loud. it's a good way to build mojo. Anytime people stare too long, i just glare and scream "waddya looking at !!!!". Mojo is very important, and helps me get the best business deals.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

horrible HORRIBLE explanation. what is this shit. you are using terms to define terms which are the same terms you are trying to define. what a colossal shitshow. pls go back to prep school and ask to be booted out of kinder. pathetic.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

i think it would be nice if they had a baby and the baby turned out to be infested with an alien pathogen, and it ate everything up, and left some nice sauce to french chefs to enjoy.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

the only thing google chrome is good for is destroying humanity. everything they do now has an ulterior motive to benefit themselves. just like apple and MS.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

do not worry. superconductivity at room temps is only 2 yrs away. With superconductive SSDs, these will last FOREVER. Like a nightmare marriage.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

best thing to do is for each person to make 10 fake accounts on threads and then spam it with loads of rubbish every hour. just stupid posts on silly things. cram up their whole network with crap. it will die naturally. reddit and 4chan have the best trolls, highly trained, able to post millions per minute. Unleash them!

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

im pretty certain he is being paid by the saudis to destroy twitter. it's way too powerful a vehicle to be in the hands of the proletariat.

this might sound crazy but ..... this is why kbin/lemmy etc is so important. in about 2 years+ time, there will be a gigantic global civil war as the masses rise up and seek to annihilate the billionaires. the billionaires will hide behind the use of nukes by russia, then china invades taiwan, then WW3, then Biden is cloned, Covid26 arrives, global tsunamis and geostorms, and then the aliens invade. It's all pretty much clear. we need to organise now, to just give 0.5% of our kids a miniscule chance to survive the coming extinction of humanity.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

better yet - create whole sections of lemmy devoted to trolls and their fun times. this is the best answer. it also helps ensure that lemmy can never be sold or made profitable. thus avoiding the horrible dying mess that is reddit.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

the true answer is it is a STUPID GAME. Any game which causes your IQ is decline the moment you glance at it, is a stupid game. Pls junk Fortnite, PUBG and any number of mindlessly stupid FPSes. For the sake of humanity, pls play something which mentally enhances your IQ while you play it. Like an RvR open PvP mmo which is tab target. For god's sake don't touch that heap of junk gw2 or yuck WoW or omg vomit New World etc etc. In fact, all the top tier mmos are crap now.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

sadly, none of these is worth implementing. Remember, Windows is designed to break. MS has millions of tiny levers to flick, and they don't care if their mindless flicking fucks up your work. Worse of all, the law protects them from flicking to destroy you out of spite. Best thing to do is just use linux. Or design our own OS. Since Linux itself is slowly collapsing under the weight of MS bullshit. And god forbid that shithole IOS.

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