Maybe unpopular opinion but the winner is objectively better art than second place. Left makes me feel whimsy and mild joy, and right just makes me think “frog.”
My favorite part of this is how he subconsciously wiped the fingerprints off his gun when he was done
Taking a screen shot with your eyes
Reminds me of Better Off Ted, don’t know why that show was ever cancelled.
I board as per usual without a hiccup on my flight from Denver to LA and I sit in my usual aisle seat. Waves of people walk past me for several minutes until the line trickles out and I realize that the doors are closed and I HAVE THE WHOLE ROW TO MYSELF!!
I am absolutely hyped this has never happened to me. I can fucking lay down in economy! Then I look across the aisle and my aisle buddy has a full row too! We high five everything is fucking fantastic.
Then the rub, I hear a guy two rows back ask for a new seat… I very literally prayed to a god I don’t believe in to spare me this night, and let me tell you god is real. I feel so bad for my aisle buddy though because the Kevin ended up sitting with him.
Let me tell you, reader, that is not all.
I set up my backpack as a pillow and chilled for a while before the drink cart came down. I figure I’m celebrating a big win so I decide to ask for a jack and coke for the first time on a flight. My flight attendant, this sweet sweet man, hands me TWO MINI JACK DANIELS AND A WHOLE CAN OF COKE FOR FREE!!! Do you hear what I am telling you??
I am fucking FLYING tonight bois. Not only do I get a whole row to my self despite all the odds, I also get two free drinks, AND IM CUTE!!! Fuck I feel good.
How is this not the onion?
I unironically agree. 2nd place looks more like a dog, but 1st place feels more like a dog.
This is to be expected with low earth orbit (LEO) satellites. The orbit will decay fairly quickly and with so many satellites needed for a LEO constellation this is going to be business as usual. I’m curious if this number is any more than what they expected, but it’s not big news.
Book Shrek absolutely F U C K S
Founder of cynicism and famously lived in a barrel. Certified based.
Yeah these fuckin nerds are using logic and thought to understand the world.
Bro is really high out of his mind in the Oval Office and still not the craziest person in the room