I don't trust the support staff the other guy is going to pick.

I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean

Chaos dog

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

TFW a passenger turns up the radio to cover a fart

I worked in a produce department for a bit and the lettuce definitely had dirt and the occasional bug in it before we trimmed and rinsed it

Because that state of affairs is so whelming as to not be worth mentioning.

HE'LL YEAH BORTHER!!!

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My sister's cats just corner the poor things and terrorize them lol

Also fat guy fall, finally.