Cat software on dog hardware.

Ich bin kein Kommunist. Ich bin vielleicht ein Lügner, ein Schwein, ein Idiot, ein Kommunist, aber ich bin kein Pornostar.

Bin ich alt wenn ich PDS zuerst als die Vorgängerpartei der Linken gelesen habe?

The entire internet has drastically declined for me.

First is that guy from Silicon Valley, second one is that dude from The Big Bang Theory and the third was in Van Wilder. No idea who the fourth is though.

Imagine a server that is so lame that not even the owner uses it.

On MacOS if you click on the "Report..." button it expands to something similar to what you see on the left.

Not sure that existed, but how would it work? There were no accounts and IPs are ephemeral.

Compliment? Seriously? That's just creepy.

Imagine what you could do with that stick, so many options...

While at the same time not even using the meme format correctly.

Anon won't eat his children.