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Finley left us a note stating that it’d gone out, bright and early in the morning, to care for its animals. It drew a strange pictograph with two lines over an upcurved line, which I realized was a face, and promised to be back soon. The final thing it’d written was to holler if we needed it. Not wanting to trouble the primal, I saw that it’d retrieved our mineral composite pouch. We would need to guide it on what we ate. Elbi and I snacked a little and handled our waking-up biological processes, while I looked my sister over to ensure that she was alright. We kept to the given room, fearful of disturbing the primal.
“Good morning!” The human shouted, as it slammed the front door and walked inside. It headed for the washroom, waving through the half-open door. “Sorry guys, the animals don’t feed ‘emselves. Life goes on. I’ll be right back out and fix ya some breakfast.”
“Take your time, Finley!” I encouraged the primal, before turning back to Elbi. “Remember what I said. You need to ingratiate yourself to it, and not mention what it is again. We’re stuck here, and we stand out. We’re not going to get ammonia on a carbon world without it. Surely you can see that this beats lying in a dirt ditch in the cold.”
Elbi nursed her wounds, chittering in agreement. “I won’t say anything to send it flying out of control. That wasn’t smart. Don’t…expect me to be its friend though. It’s a primal.”
“There’s no need to be mean to Finley. It’s really trying.”
“You said it pointed a gun at you.”
“It was afraid. It’s never seen anything like us. The poor animal was shaking, its heartbeat way faster than it should’ve been.”
“Then that fear is the only thing that stopped it from lashing out,” Elbi scoffed. “You’re lucky it was more afraid than angry.”
“CRAUN!” Finley bellowed, making me leap upright in fear. Its voice was raised and charged: there it was. Anger. “The fuck did you do to my toilet?!”
I froze on the side of the bed, clueless to how to handle the primal’s verbal wrath. It was angry at me for something, which meant it was already feeling violent. I was surprised to learn that it could speak in such a state, but the way its voice had turned nasty made my stoneplates feel icy and paralyzed. Should I respond to its verbal barking at all, or play dead until it calmed down? Hearing harmless Finley lash out in a moment, I saw exactly what the problem with contacting humans was.
I did something to provoke it. I just…I had to use the bathroom, fuck’s sake! I should’ve asked, but it was gone from the dwelling and it couldn’t wait…
Barely able to walk out to face it, but seeing it written in Elbi’s eye-crystals that I should face its ire, I limped out to the hallway with sheepish steps. “Please don’t hurt me. P-please, I’m sorry…”
“What?” The primal popped the door open, and its scowling face softened as I fell away from it, crashing into the wall. “I…thought we agreed I wasn’t going to hurt you. Did raising my voice really scare ya that much?”
How is it suddenly so calm? “You sounded…angry.”
“There’s a mound of sand in the—” Finley gestured toward the toilet with frustration, shaking its head. “What happened? You shit sand?!”
“N-not quite. I…b-breathe out silicon dioxide, like you do carbon dioxide. Except that’s sand, Finley. We just have to exhale it eventually, and I figured you wouldn’t want it all over your floors; I’m s-sorry.”
The human scratched its forehead, chuckling. “That’s a heck of a mental image. It’s alright. Maybe let’s figure out a way to, um, not wreck my plumbing?”
“Of course, human. I meant no trouble…I have no quarrel with you. F-forgive the aggravation.”
Finley seemed puzzled by my behavior. “I’s just taken aback. Don’t worry, you gotta do what you, uh, gotta do. Why don’t we go hang out, watch TV?”
It’s being friendly again. That’s good; its mind came back in time. “Sure, Finley! Sure. We should get to know each other.”
“Great! Elbi, you coming?”
The bedroom door closed and locked in response. The human lowered its eyes, before forcing its smile to return. I followed the temperamental primal with caution, knowing that further transgressions could stoke the flames inside of it more. Did Finley really live with that brash, loud monster inside of it all the time? It looked so docile right now that it hurt to think of its sudden change in demeanor. I knew what it was, of course, but sometimes, it was so close to being a person…
“I don’t want to assume nothing else, Craun. What do you eat?” Finley asked. “Or, uh, do you eat?”
I forced myself to meet its gaze, and pretend nothing serious had happened. “Minerals, human. I h-have a list of acceptable rocks, if you might be able to gather some before our supply runs out. Thank you for getting those from the ship.”
The human’s nostrils twitched. “No problem. I already ate, so I think maybe we should see what’s on the news. It’s almost top of the hour, so we can see what’s the top story. It’d totally be this if it was out. I keep checking the internet for like, UFO stories: you think this’d be news if they weren’t trying to cover it up, but I don’t see nothing. Those Fed bastards!”
“I hope we’re not on the news. The less humans that know about us, the less that look for us.” I was curious about what was considered newsworthy on the primal world as well. “Let’s see what they’re saying. It’s good to know what to be on the lookout for. Great idea, Finley! You’re very clever.”
A very clever animal indeed. It’s interesting to see them dress-up and play like civilized people, though I just got a glimpse of their snarly side. That’s not so adorable.
The human padded over to a wide seat and patted the spot next to it. I was nervous to sit right beside a primal that still had traces of rage in its system, but it seemed focused on the remote in its hands and the screen. I was certain that it was still frightened to be alongside me, so the invitation to join it was meant in good faith. We had to get over our fear of each other, if we lived right alongside each other. Finley curled up comfortably against the armrest, tucking itself under a blanket and curving its lips in friendly fashion.
“Our top story this morning: tempers are running hot between the United States and China, after the Pentagon claims to have shot down a missile on trajectory to strike the Houston metropolitan area. It is unknown whether this was a test or an active ICBM, but its arrival left military bases and missile silos on standby for further attacks. As the US demands justice and accountability for this incursion, the People’s Republic of China categorically denies their involvement. Clean-up crews are scouring an estimated search area for any signs of explosive debris,” a human news anchor read.
Finley raised a finger, sitting forward on the couch. “Sonnova—that’s us, Craun. We’re in Texas. They’re trying to pass this off as some Iron Dome missile shot down shit!”
“You think that’s about us?” I asked.
“Totally. It’s the perfect cover. I don’t know why I thought they’d come out and say it’s flying saucers. They never do, do they? In none of them movies.”
“I…I see. I didn’t realize your people knew about aliens.”
“If we do, they don’t want us to. They’d try to silence me or call me a conspiracy nut, maybe even worse, if I tried to go public with what happened. Holy shit, Craun. This is bad!”
A bell that seemed to announce someone’s presence rang at the front door, startling the human. It scrambled toward a window that gave it a view of the doorstep, and its green eyes widened with horror. In the brief instant it tugged the blinds open, I could see a group of primals in navy windbreakers with yellow lettering. Finley yanked me off of the couch with force and shoved me into the bathroom, whispering about how “they” were here. I was still shaken up by what I’d heard on their broadcasts; if I understood correctly, those two nations were turfing with each other over our arrival.
Finley thinks it’s under false pretenses, but does it matter? The primals are close to warring with one another and we’ve been here but a day!
Finley scurried to the door as they knocked forcefully, throwing it open. “Jeez. Do y’all see what time of day it is?”
“Good morning. Finley Canavan, isn’t that right? I’ve known my fair share of farmers, and from what I’ve seen, you’re always up bright and early. Plus, we could hear the TV on. Were you talking to someone?” a deep voice prompted.
“Am I not allowed to talk on the phone? Why am I answering questions about what I’m doin’ in my own home?! Tell me who you are and what you want!”
There was a long pause, sounding as if the mysterious human was flicking some booklet open: perhaps displaying identification? “I’m Agent Barron with the FBI. This is a matter of national security, so I’m afraid we couldn’t wait. This won’t take long, just a handful of questions. We’re simply canvassing the folks who live around here to see if anyone saw or heard anything.”
“You’ve got dogs sniffing around my property? You got a warrant for that?”
Barron’s tone took on a lilt of suspicion. “This is authorized by the Patriot Act: we don’t need on...
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