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[-] orhansaral@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I just eat the beans. Nothing to maintain

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I eat the dirt the coffee grows in and suntan my butthole. No relation to the topic at hand, just thought you should know.

[-] freddydunningkruger@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

How do you keep your butt cheeks spread during the tanning process? Asking for a friend.

[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have a glass buttplug with a handle of sorts that pushes the cheeks apart. It's non UV resistant so does not interfere with the tanning. On the plus side, the interior of the rectum&anal cavity also get tanned with the glass transmitting the light.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wouldn't a clear, plastic, speculum oris, be better, and not run the change of curved/pointed glass focusing light in dangerous ways?

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