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Can't tell if getting old or just have a poor diet but I went to innocently fart just now and well...I didn't fart.
(hexbear.net)
This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I'm dying.
Yeah I should get checked out soon, especially before I probably lose my medicaid under Trump.
So this is how democracy ends, with thunderous sharts
Is that a joke, or does Trump really attack people's medical insurance worse than some other presidents?
Not really joking since he put Dr. Oz in charge of medicaid and to me t hat doesn't bode well.