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Can't tell if getting old or just have a poor diet but I went to innocently fart just now and well...I didn't fart.
(hexbear.net)
This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I'm dying.
All my life I wasted so much time and energy on washing my underwear, I didn't know you were only supposed to wash them when you shit yourself? God damn this is life changing
i knew someone would say something like this....never said you were ONLY supposed to wash your underwear when you shit yourself - but surely if you do shit yourself, you're not tossing your shitty underwear on the top of your laundry pile and letting it sit until you do your weekly load - god damn i know it smell crazy where you live