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If bike assassin dude was some random guy I wonder wtf he's doing right now. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like he's probably in his moms basement, laying in bed, thinking "fuck I didn't expect to get this far."

That or frantically looking up Gray Hounds to Mexico.

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[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That or they're smashing rn, there's a bunch e-gals on Twitter lusting after them, dudes a rock star (cw: horny)

[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

VOLCEL POLICE, PLEASE SAVE THE COOL GUN PERSON FROM HONEYPOTS

volcel-kamala

Just realized do we know the gender? Ofc they could be any kind of sexuality and this e girl might appeal to them, but still, regardless, horrible opsec if you do that.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just realized do we know the gender?

Fair point, edited

But hey I'm sure there's hot e guys and NBs horny for them too.

[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh yeah and it wasn't at all in a "misgendering" way, just don't want erasure if somehow the shooter was a trans supersoldier or something. Like who knows, right? They were masked etc. Obviously the odds are it's a dude (also if the shooter were trans it would be super bad for our trans comrades so I'm hoping it's just a dude too)

[-] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

there was a trans school shooter and it didn't really change the conversation, bigots are gonna hate no matter what, i don't think it matters. they're still going on about bathroom predators despite it being a complete non issue, i don't think they care what's actually happening in the world.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And also white and also an American citizen by birth and also a republican

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I sure as fuck am

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police