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News Media Struggling To Report Why Gunman Targeted Wealthy CEO Instead of Lashing Out at Immigrants or Women (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

Do you really want JD Vance as president?

[-] killingspark@feddit.org 8 points 6 months ago

Do JD Vance next!

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Do you really want Mike Johnson as president?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

hack his computer to download some porn so his son can stone him or whatever per their agreement. I assume it's stoning based on the general vibe

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 6 months ago

Who's he

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Speaker of the house of representatives. He's president if Trump and Vance die.

[-] Lennny@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The third target.

Jk FBI, I kid. He's a piece of shit hippocrite that doesn't want to release stuff on Gaetz because party over country. And he's probably compromised, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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