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[-] Garibaldee@lemm.ee 40 points 3 months ago

I do wonder if they wanted to be caught on some level chilling in a McDonalds on a laptop with a ghost gun in their backpack and a similar outfit, but more info will probably come out.

[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

If he wanted to be caught, it's possible he made an anonymous tip on himself and the workers caught the blame. Just a thought.

[-] Garibaldee@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Yeah I mean if this is the person and they were an Ivy league educated tech worker with no background in violence/war, one might feel pretty guilty and out of sorts after killing someone regardless whether that person deserved it or not, many things are possible

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