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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

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[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 40 points 1 year ago

Situation: Have 10 days to finish a 3-day task

Problem: Can only work on stuff that’s due tomorrow

Solution: Wait until 1-day-left to finish a 3-day task

Outcome: Work that’s impressive for being done in 1 day, but terrible for being done in 10 days

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I frankly have terrible throughput so I use two tactics

  1. Change of location
  2. Work exhibitionism

I move away from my bedroom where I goof off to a Starbucks with hustle and bustle

Then I pick the most PERVERTED spot imaginable, EVERYONE CAN SEE MY PRIVATE PARTS (work being done)

Oh, and enjoying the task at hand helps.

this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2024
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