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"but you're not in school anymore" enough mental illnesses will turn everything into school (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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st4rm41d posts:

they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

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[-] the_beber@lemm.ee 60 points 1 year ago

Made this into a meme.

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 40 points 1 year ago

Situation: Have 10 days to finish a 3-day task

Problem: Can only work on stuff that’s due tomorrow

Solution: Wait until 1-day-left to finish a 3-day task

Outcome: Work that’s impressive for being done in 1 day, but terrible for being done in 10 days

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I frankly have terrible throughput so I use two tactics

Change of location
Work exhibitionism

I move away from my bedroom where I goof off to a Starbucks with hustle and bustle

Then I pick the most PERVERTED spot imaginable, EVERYONE CAN SEE MY PRIVATE PARTS (work being done)

Oh, and enjoying the task at hand helps.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I still have nightmares

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