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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

well hey you only have 3 holes to a person

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

What if you want to triple stuff?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You would not be in a state of Texas then

[-] maniii@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Ummm ... Im sure many many many vibratory films are shot and marketed in Texas ..... So this law is already unenforceable.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Pardon me if I choose not to test that theory

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

7 unless you include the belly button.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Sorry I cannot recognize holes less than a couple inches deep

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

That sounds like a niche disability - ear blindness?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

This the shallows that fail to call those of us that seek depth to assuage our pain

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