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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
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Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:

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[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 11 points 3 days ago

But then how will we kill CEOs?

[-] P1nkman@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I read about this French invention that works pretty well. I've got the sharpener ready.

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

And just how are you supposed to kill a man with a baguette?

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 days ago

Dwarf bread!

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

absGeekNZ has begun a mysterious construction!

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