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[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's not about efficiency; it's about sending a message! Bullets are a lot easier than boulders into the Sea, but they just don't have the same vibe! Nothing says you hate someone quite as much as being willing to haul a half ton boulder a hundred miles offshore in a boat. The impracticality isn't a bug; it's a feature! For boulders chucked into the ocean, the bigger, the better!

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah sure,but....it's 400lbs. I mean, if I did that with every person I hate...oh boy. Strongman in 2 years. World domination in 5. Am I truly ready for this responsibility? Is anyone?

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Bring justice to the wicked AND get swole? Sounds like positives all around. You'll basically be Hercules at that point!

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

But that'll bring a new level of responsibility. I couldn't just be Hercules without trying to rid the world of evil. And I already have plans for the weekend 🤨

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I mean, even Hercules is allowed to take a break. In fact, self-care is a vital part of the work of any true hero! You can't be effectively battling evil if you're unhealthy, depressed, or sleep deprived. Take care of yourself, superfam!

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