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Me in my 30s: "my doctor says I need to eat nothing but kale and lukewarm water or I'll die at 50" 
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The correct steps to live until you are 90 are: eat fried food, drink sugarcane syrup and never go to the doctor. The most important part is never ever seeing a doctor, if they don't examine you, you'll never get sick
you forgot getting blackout drunk every other day with the lads.