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[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago

The Flinstones theme safe?

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 49 points 2 weeks ago

Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!

[-] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Alternative fuel vehicle, barefoot, and earthen home? Woke af

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

That was addressed at the end of the article.

At press time, Governor DeSantis banned reruns of “The Flintstones” after learning the family was having a “gay old time” in every episode.

this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024

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