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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs
(thehardtimes.net)
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People who thought this was real - don't feel bad, it's a reference to Florida's REAL "Don't Say Gay" law, enacted in 2023, that bans the word from public schools.
yeah... we're cooked.
signed, a trans Floridian in highschool
It's not as common now but I've met somebody who's first name is Gay.
Who's that guy over there? Well that's Homosexual Smith; the heterosexual.
"The plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima was the Enola Homosexual"
I knew a woman whose first name was Gay but she always went by her middle name.
Actually Homosexual Smith sounds like a famous frontiersman or maybe an Old West preacher.