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Anon's strict mom
(lemmy.ml)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:?????
5: profit
My dick is too long, goes in the water :(
Nah your toilet's just clogged. Occam's razor.
Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.