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Anon doesn't wash
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Or ideally, return it to the store if it's within the expected expiration time, they'll want to track it to people don't get sick. Wrap it up well though so you don't contaminate anything on the way.