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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Buddy and I bought a cabin once, real nice forrest area. Absolutely beautiful country. Then out of nowhere these college kids started killing themselves all over our property! I met the girl of my dreams that weekend.

[-] Benjaben@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If that's the movie I think it is, one of the dumbest most hilarious lines I've ever had the misfortune to enjoy - "...are you okay?!"

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dale and Tucker vs Evil is up there with Cabin in the Woods, Shawn of the Dead, and Army of Darkness

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