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[-] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 22 points 11 months ago

I heard he eats prolapsed sphincters of diseased elderly animals.

[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago
[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

it'd be basically all sausages except hot dogs, since hot dogs are generally skinless afaik and hold together because they're like 30% flour.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
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