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[-] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Possibly THE funniest thing to see as the first thing populating the homepage when tripping shrooms. Good laugh.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago

Is that the guy that likes to give blow jobs to dead pigs?

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago

That's probably how he caught werewolf gonorrhea.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I thought that was former UK Prime Minister David Cameron.

[-] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

¿Por que no los dos? Maybe they even like to do it together?

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 day ago

You have to be careful with information like that. It might encourage some greedy little pigboy to become an hero.

[-] Fisherman75@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Shrodingers rat penis situation sounds like.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 35 points 1 day ago

The UHC killer Mark Zuckerberg who framed Luigi?

[-] enbyecho@lemmy.world 111 points 1 day ago
[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 47 points 1 day ago

Ya know if the online world becomes such a cesspool because of Musk and Zuckerberg that it actually brings back the old internet, that would be fucking funny.

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

In order to bring back the old internet you need to stop interacting with corporate silo sites.

[-] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Give me niche websites by hobbyists, not "influencers" and stumbleupon 2.0!

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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They stopped fact checking just like Twitter didn't stop fact checking. It means they only stopped fact checking right wing news or popular posts that Zuckerberg doesn't like.

I assure you, if a Luigi post got popular, Facebook will "fact check" it before it gains traction.

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

Just like any corporate status quo enforcer would yeah. Eh this is me probably preaching to the choir.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Now that you mention it, it's interesting, considering how we all share the same views, how we use this platform to preach to ourselves rather than to organize and collaborate

[-] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Interesting and unfortunate.

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago

Almost worth making a Facebook account to disseminate facts like this.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago
[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I've still got one I keep semi-active (to stay in touch with long-distance relatives who aren't tech-savvy enough to move past their first social media site, LOL) and I'll happily post this over there!

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I keep mine alive for the same reason. This got me to post there for the first time since 2 or 3 years

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 62 points 1 day ago

Ol' Rat Cock is at it again, smh.

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago

That's wrong. He wants the user base to check the facts.

Looks correct, if you ask me....

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 day ago

Facts are of course by majority rule

[-] rowanthorpe@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Yet, although this exhibits strong The Onion energy, strictly speaking this could be posted in Not The Onion. Names matter, and I would love to be a fly on the wall witnessing the momentary meltdowns when people read this there...

I heard he eats prolapsed sphincters of diseased elderly animals.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

it'd be basically all sausages except hot dogs, since hot dogs are generally skinless afaik and hold together because they're like 30% flour.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No that's RFK

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 45 points 1 day ago

I’m so glad that we have reliable news sources to inform us in these trying times.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Do you think the onion has satire checkers, to make sure stuff is not reality?

I think the satire checkers dropped the ball on this one.

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 day ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This gif looks like it’s from a mid-90s GeoCities page.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Reject modernity, embrace You're The Man Now Dog.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

I can understand why he did this. This man has the smallest penis energy I've ever seen in my life.

[-] amlor@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Congrats for the upgrade!

[-] turtlepower@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

Don't insult rats like that, man.

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago

No one's insulting anyone. This is very generous from that rat and a huge upgrade for Zuck.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

not fair, in the metaverse he has a big dong

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

In fact, it exceeds the metaverse maximum by exactly 3 inches. I saw an internal meeting about it where he said "take that, Chad. Who's got a small dick now?"

[-] noxypaws@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago

his stupid new hair only makes him look even more punchable, somehow

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Reports on meta state he's at least 10x more punchable.

[-] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

Would be interesting to see the quality of his AI Project when it's trained on unmoderated Facebook posts.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

So does it work? Can he fuck rats with it? Can he get rats pregnant?

I'm asking for a friend...squeak! Squeak!

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

is the seed of Dee Snider cosplaying as zuck? terrifying asf

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

No, he ain't gonna take it!

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

And it was still an upgrade.

[-] sad_detective_man@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i was only really doing this for those woke's. you can come back antivaxers and q-anons, we're cool

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