This is clearly out of date. The traditional UK breakfast now is nothing because inflation means I can only afford 1.5 meals a day.
Just stop being poor, problem solved
Have you tried being born rich? It would solve all your problems.
You might have to cut down on the beans, but you can still have a semi-traditional bowl of sadness for breakfast. Most important meal of the day.
Jokes on you, I'm having sadness for breakfast dinner and tea.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Just do breakfast and bangers and mash for dinner, skip the bangers.
Boom: 1.5 meals. Just worry about potato crop failure.
This is clearly out of date. The traditional UK breakfast now is nothing because inflation means I can only afford 1.5 meals a day.
Just stop being poor, problem solved
Have you tried being born rich? It would solve all your problems.
You might have to cut down on the beans, but you can still have a semi-traditional bowl of sadness for breakfast. Most important meal of the day.
Jokes on you, I'm having sadness for breakfast dinner and tea.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Just do breakfast and bangers and mash for dinner, skip the bangers.
Boom: 1.5 meals. Just worry about potato crop failure.