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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)

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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 72 points 5 months ago

Legit LOLed at this bit:

“I noticed that David had lost a lot of weight over the past couple of months, especially when he came in with his arm torn off,” fellow claims adjuster Kevin Delano said.

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