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[-] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

Probably a squid that’s very jealous about your flying ability

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 21 hours ago

Gliding Squid is a vindictive person

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Makes sense. Water-based assholes.

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