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Watching Enterprise for the very first time
(startrek.website)
I'm finding it a very root-beer-flavored entry in the franchise.
Decontamination time is fucking stupid. Like, the idea of it is good because we literally did that with Apollo, but in practice it's just a chance to have semi-erotic fanfic play out as canon.
I drew the line at them dragging Porthos of all beings into it. Like they thought that would legitimize it.