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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

Best way to deal with runaway wildfires is to start runaway explosive fires somewhere else

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

I say we sacrifice some people to the fire lords. People that are in a certain percentage.

[-] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 4 days ago

There has to be some hard limit on how many fires can be happening at the same time, so keep the fires going elsewhere and this one will expire.

this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2025

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