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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 months ago

coca cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 months ago

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

these are just carbonated lies

[-] atlas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

if they're not from the Mensonge region of France, they're just sparkling lies.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Fascinating!
*Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

that is blantantly false.

Cola cola is made from fermented bigfoot piss. That's how it gets its color.

Otherwise it would also just taste the same as sprite.

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