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Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

He'll magically lower the prices of fire hoses and air tanker pilot training.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

more like he will jack up the prices and personally pocket the difference somehow

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